What is the Sauna Bro Personality Test?

The Sauna Bro Personality Test is a completely unserious quiz based on the internationally unrecognized Sauna Bro Index (SBI™). You answer seven ridiculous questions and receive an official-looking assessment: a Sauna Bro title, bro-quality metrics, achievements and certifications. It is 100% fake science.

Is the Sauna Bro Assessment scientifically accurate?

Our internal research indicates an accuracy of 107% (according to us). The assessment has not been evaluated by any actual institution, ministry or grandpa, although several grandpas were consulted informally.

A Sauna Bro is anyone who treats the sauna with the seriousness it deserves: respects the löyly, defends the top bench, and knows that 'it's not even that hot yet' is both a statement and a lifestyle.

Can my Sauna Bro title be used officially?

Your title (for example Chief Löyly Officer, Class II) is recognized nowhere, but printing it on a towel is strongly encouraged. In Finland everyone is equal in the sauna — titles stay outside the door.

Think you know your sauna? Our (absolutely ridiculous) Sauna Bro personality test analyzes your löyly confidence, bench dominance, towel stability, and completely unscientific sauna instincts. Answer a handful of absurd questions and receive a your official Sauna Bro assessment.

Sauna Bro Personality Test — Official Sauna Bro Assessment & Certification

Sauna Bro Personality Test

Seven questions. One official assessment. Zero science.

Peer-Reviewed Saunazilla Laboratories

Official Sauna Bro Assessment

This survey is based on the internationally unrecognized Sauna Bro Index (SBI™), developed over decades of completely fictional research.

107%

Accuracy*

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0.7s

Analysis Time

*According to us. Your answers will be evaluated with total confidence by an algorithm whose sole mission is to study sweaty people sitting on wooden benches.

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If you’re too scared to take our Sauna Bro test, feel free to try our Sauna Name Generator, or the Finnish Name Generator. If you think you’re a legit sauna enthusiast, you can also try our Sauna Myth Buster Quiz.